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(no subject) [Sep. 15th, 2009|10:19 am]
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Some X-files nostalgia for you:

INTERVIEWER: What do you think the secret is to your chemistry when you two play these characters as actors?
GILLIAN: We've actually been having a fifteen year affair.


DAVID: We're just really lucky, I think, as actors to play well off one another and it's kind of been that way from the beginning. When we were waiting to go in and read for the network - I forget, did I come up to you? We just started running lines with one another.
GILLIAN: Mm-hmm.
DAVID: Before we went in there so -
GILLIAN: You were trying to pick me up.
DAVID: ...Was I?

RS: Did you and David have instant chemistry?
GA: He came over to me in the hallway at the network audition and asked if we could read through the scene together. We did, and it was amazing. Better than anything that we've done since. (Rolling Stone, '96)


Question: “There is a certain chemistry between Mulder and Scully that we're led to believe doesn't exist between Duchovny and Anderson.”
David: "Well, that's just something we [say], because we want people to think we're really good actors."
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(no subject) [Aug. 20th, 2009|11:07 pm]
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"Reality is so dull. Any mistake in one’s perception of it is inevitably more interesting than the real thing, and lucky are those who remain uninformed of their error."

- from 'Love Creeps' by Amanda Filipacchi.
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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2009|06:56 pm]
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I have a confession to make, and it's probably going to really offend at least 3 people on this flist.

I hate Louise Hay affirmations. Hate 'em.

It's not that I don't believe verbal reinforcement works (it certainly does).
It's not that I don't rate being 'a source of love' as a life goal, I think it's one of the best.

It's the small details in some of them I just can't get past. For example:

"I love myself; therefore, I behave and think in a loving way to all people
for I know that that which I give out returns to me multiplied.
I only attract loving people in my world, for they are a mirror of what I am.

I love myself; therefore I forgive and totally release
the past and all past experiences and I am free.

I love myself; therefore I live totally in the now,
experiencing each moment as good
and knowing that my future is bright and joyous and secure,
for I am a beloved child of the Universe
and the Universe lovingly takes care of me
now and forever more.

And so it is."
- Louise Hay

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Here's my version:


"I wish to be loved, therefore I surround myself with people who are capable of giving love, instead of repressed and emotionally crippled assholes.

I love myself, therefore I learn from my mistakes while at the same time realising that the past will not change no matter how many times I think about it.
I will acknowledge that I am a fallible human being, and that we only learn by making mistakes, so some are inevitable.
The fact that I strive to be aware of them, regret them, and face the future vowing not to make them again, is enough. I do not reject my past, I learn from it.

I will cut away this endless 'regret of the past' and 'fear of the future': both are futile since one is now permanently set and the other always unknowable.

We cannot tell whether events will eventually be good or bad for us, so should not waste time worrying beyond the stage of basic responsibility to others.

My future is most certainly NOT secure and joyous, so I must make the most of every second today.

The Universe will snuff me out with as much indifference as it does everything else.

I will be aware of the inevitability of my eventual death and the death of all the people I know, and the works we may achieve. I will find a way to be okay with that, or I'll be running from it for my whole life. Not enough people realise that you really COULD get hit by a bus tomorrow.

I will find joy in the present moment, every moment. I could be dead, or imprisoned in any number of ways - social, physical, emotional. Finding good all through the day is easy once you start. I do this not because I fear facing harsh reality, but because reality is often set to 'depressing' and needs some help from those of us who expect better from it.

I will be a source of love to others, because the small stuff counts and you don't want to die having been an asshole."

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I'll write a self-help book one of these days. It will feature the word "asshole" quite often, as well as strong swearing and systematic debunking of new-age comfort blankets. I will make millions of pounds.
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(no subject) [Jul. 1st, 2009|12:35 pm]
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[info]minnesattva says:

"I have one of those page-a-day calendars that says it’s about “Forgotten English,” a Christmas present from [info]lostpositive. At the bottom of today’s page it says:

~ In The English Husbandman (1635), Gervase Markham advised, "In this month of July, eschew all wanton bed-sports." ~

If they followed this advice, a lot of my friends would suddenly have a lot more free time... "

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I just love the phrase "wanton bed-sports".
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2009|06:22 pm]
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I think I'm with the Wildhunt blog on this one.

During a three-hour long lecture on "Rediscovering God in America" Newt Gingrich said:

“I am not a citizen of the world. I am a citizen of the United States because only in the United States does citizenship start with our Creator. [...] I think this is one of the most critical moments in American history. We are living in a period where we are surrounded by paganism.”

Whee, I had no idea the suprsekrit Druid plan for world domination had been so successful!

But seriously, while many bloggers thought this meant he was a grade-1 asshole, the Wildhunt points out that he may not have known the effect his words were having. (Just so we're clear, he IS a grade-1 asshole. But on the merits of everything else he's done in his public and private life up to now, not necessarily this.)

"Lou Engle ... presided over the event, and who has a long history of anti-abortion and anti-gay militancy (including providing a theological framework for the murder of doctors who perform abortions). It should surprise no-one that Engle has ties to C. Peter Wagner of the “Third Wave of the Holy Spirit”, with its emphasis on prayer-war and destroying the “Queen of Heaven” (who they see as the Virgin Mary of the Catholics, a major demon, and the Goddess of the Pagans all rolled into one)."

Interesting, since you could very much link the title 'Queen of Heaven' to many pagan Goddesses- coughcoughnextissue.

See, Gingrich (along with Mike Huckabee) was talking to a special group of charismatic Christians, including some of the same lot that Sarah Palin belongs to - we'll just call them 'nutjobs'. Anyone within ten miles of the Third Wave loons takes 'pagan' to be a veeerrry large catch-all phrase, and believes in some quite interesting ways of fighting this paganism. (He'd better not mention his adultery, either.)

So it might just be he's a hateful conservative-christian opportunist slimebag who wants separation of Church and State revoked, and not actually as bad as some of the other names involved in this mess.

A Gus diZerega puts it: "Three old white geezers giving their race and gender a bad name, speaking to a crowd that gives its religion a bad name."
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2009|06:47 pm]
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Lovely post on how NME became irrecoverably rubbish.

"The NME’s present incarnation – a dishwater-dull industry ***-rag with an editor who resembles a spoon in a suit – is of course merely reflective of a more widespread erosion of choice and illusion of independence which currently infects most aspects of culture and politics."


But the really interesting line is this, talking about Richey/Manics:

"You don’t deal with depression by making it the focal point of your personality – you have to rage against it, perpetually."

Depression makes me angry. This is a good thing, because I know too many people who do exactly the above and make it their personality in the mistaken belief that they will stop feeling bad if they can call it their own.

But I don't get comfortable with it. I'm immediately aware that it's there, and want it gone. It doesn't even tempt me with harsh truths - I know the world is shit, the human condition is unsatisfactory in almost every way, and I Don't Have Enough Money (tm). But if I give in to the sickly anathesia of being depressed about it the whole goddamn time, all I'm doing is guaranteeing a set level of pain indefinitely. This does not work for me.

I'm excitable, it's true. My natural reaction to things I don't agree with is to get angry about them. Luckily, this includes depression. So when I have a day like today (constant rain, uncertainty and stress in every area of life, tired) I'm not able to rest easy until I've sorted out why. (Today: endorphin drop. Turns out my timing is about 3 days).

I'd never make depression the point of my existence. It's the enemy. I can't stand it even for a day, it gets my back up and energises me to do something new. I hope I can channel this into productive actions, but guys with the same response do tend to end up in Secret Volcano Bases or wearing Sun-God robes and referring to themselves as God-Emperor. Er... for example.
(It's a good idea to have moved on from being angry, bitter and frustrated by the time you come to the 'actions' part, I think.)
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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2009|10:10 pm]
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Here's concentrated nostalgia for anyone who heard it growing up (and undiluted bizarreness and surrealism for everyone else).

Harry Nilsson - The Point!

I had the soundtrack tape. There was also a 1971 cartoon narrated by Ringo Starr which I'd never seen (it's on Youtube), but that turns out to be nowhere near as good! On the soundtrack album the songs are joined together by Nilsson himself with a different (shorter) script.

This is pure 70's insanity in a glass.

Chapter 1.
Chapter 2.
Chapter 3.
Chapter 4.
Chapter 5.
Chapter 6.
Chapter 7.

You can tell people who have heard this before, because they all think of music as soon as I type:

"That's the way they wanted it, that's the way it's going to staaaaay"
"And in the morning, when I wake up, she may be tellin' me goodbye, la la la la..."
"Are you sleeeeeping, oh can you hear me, do you know if I am BY your side?"
"Won't you please SEND DOWN A LIFELIIIIINE?"
"You can take your teadrops and drop 'em in a teacup,"
"You been goofing with da BEEZ?"
"Oh, we may decide to stay inside, ya never know, ya never know -no, ya nev-no-no..."
"Not so fast... Count."

Here's a great piece of Harry trivia which nicely explains this whole thing:

"I was on acid and I looked at the trees and I realized that they all came to points, and the little branches came to points, and the houses came to point. I thought, 'Oh! Everything has a point, and if it doesn't, then there's a point to it.'" - Harry Nilsson.

Listen to the songs if you haven't heard them, they're literally unbelievable in places but solid gold.
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An Open Letter to Christians, and the ‘Charter for Compassion’. [Nov. 24th, 2008|02:21 pm]
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So, once again some hopeless idealists are trying to point out where organised religion went wrong.

Karen Armstrong wrote an article on CiF a few days ago about A Charter for Compassion, which is a multi-faith project to remind people that all of the major faiths should be very firm on the principle of Not Being An Asshole. (Okay, I’m paraphrasing there.) I have no problem with this idea, and I actually agree with it – nearly every major religion has a line which says “But above all, don’t be a Dick”. (Sorry for the toilet language, but I can’t promise it’ll stop before this post is done). Armstrong called this The Golden Rule.

She said about the Charter: “During the next few days, millions of Jews, Christians and Muslims worldwide will be invited to comment, stage by stage, on a draft Charter on a multilingual website. Later, a council of inspirational thinkers representing the different faiths will examine their findings and write the final version.”

The Golden Rule is actually clearly stated in many faiths (some of the quotes next are from her article). Confucius said "Do not do to others what you would not like them to do to you". He said that idea ran through all his teaching and should be practised "all day and every day". It’s easy to see in Buddhism, too, but is also there in the monotheisms: St Paul says that the strongest faith is worthless without charity, Rabbi Hillel said that the Golden Rule was ‘the essence of Torah’ and everything else was "only commentary". And of course you have Jesus saying that if you only do two things, worship God and love your neighbour as yourself, as well as “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”.

Instead, as Armstrong also says, “religion is associated with violence, intolerance and seems more preoccupied by dogmatic or sexual orthodoxy (than compassion).”

All of which is true. It’s just that… well… she’s wrong.

See, this SHOULD be the guiding principle of those religions which choose it. It’s had a place in all of them – Christian monks performing good works with the poor and ill, Buddhists going out into the world to practice a perfect compassionate way of living, many people keeping to their religious laws because they believe that sin or breaking them results in harming others.

You’d think “thou shalt not kill” would be easy to understand, after all.

But historically, the big organisations which saw religion as a good way to political power (even if they genuinely thought they were saving us from ourselves) have ballsed it up quite spectacularly.

Of course a charter won’t make a difference. Of course those who feel justified in killing and discriminating in the name of their religion will continue doing it. And that’s fair, because the order to continue acting that way is written right on the page.

Which is why I think we need to go further than writing a Charter for Compassion. What we need to do is TEAR PAGES OUT OF THE HOLY BOOKS. Let me explain:

Steve’s Project to Rip Up The Bible.
I’m not going to involve Islam or Judaism here. I don’t know enough about either of them to comment properly, and it’s none of my business to tell others how to do their thing, so I won’t. But I put the years in for Christianity, and I know the texts. The contradictions between the Old and New Testaments are clearer, the case for compassion above other laws is more famously stated, and I feel I know the ground enough to be as truly offensive about it as I will need to.

If you decide you do have a right to challenge people to put compassion at the front of their religion, there is a step you can take which would actually do it. Christianity would become entirely separate to violence and bigotry, and the spirit of the words attributed to Jesus could be followed without contradiction.

You just need to Rip Bits Out Of The Bible. It’s a punchy phrase, which I’m sure will catch on. Here’s what you do:

You decide that Jesus (despite overturning the tables of the money-lenders in the Temple and claiming he came with a sword, and would divide families and all the rest) primarily wants non-violence and love for all people. There’s plenty to back this up in the books. You decide that when it says he brought a New Way which was different from the religious rules of the Old Testament, he meant to supercede those older rules if they led to violence and hatred. And you decide that the taboos against eating shellfish and wearing clothes of more than one type of cloth are historical relics which can be discarded without falling to sin. Basically, you put love, compassion and good intent at the front of everything, and refuse to allow anything which causes harm or generates hatred for other cultures into your practice.

Then you rip up the Bible. Specifically, you tear out every single passage which says it’s okay to kill people with sticks, stones, swords or anything else. You take out the parts where children who disobey their parents should be killed. Where people should exclude other cultures instead of acting like the Good Samaritan.

And you do this not because some ex-Christian hippy liberal like me is suggesting it, but because by keeping a book filled with this intolerance and hatred on your altar, you are blaspheming against your own God. You are claiming that the Bible is a Holy object, which by definition must contain a special truth, and that therefore Jesus must be fine with you doing all the worst things in it. You’re worshipping a God of perfect love with a book which says it’s okay to do everything he sent someone to tell you to stop.

If Christianity (and anyone else who wants to take up this challenge) is truly for Compassion instead of intolerance, Peace instead of violence, Love instead of hate, then it loses nothing by having these passages moved to a new Appendix which I think we should call:
Historical bits we’re keeping for nostalgia value.

I understand if you respect the Bible too much to permanently drop parts of it. They don’t have to go. They just need to be in a section marked “You can’t quote this to justify anything”.

If you think Jesus wanted love and non-violence, and you’re sick of bigots pointing to the page where it says beheading children and spitting down their neck is just fine if they sneezed on a Tuesday, then don’t start up a Charter for Compassion and try to remind priests to preach niceness – just TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR BOOK. Mark it “no longer applicable”. Make it absolutely clear that if you do any of these things, you are sinning and will go to hell. Or, if you don’t believe in that, that you are at least being a BAD follower of your religion.

Lots of Christians already understand this. People reading this comment will think “Yes, but we know that already”. If that’s true, then you lose absolutely nothing by Ripping Up The Bible. I know that plenty of Christians ignore passages which they feel go against the central message, and make Goodness the overriding aim in their lives. “Unchristian behaviour” is used to mean uncharitable, or unforgiving. But it’s also used to describe overly sexual, homosexual or any number of behaviours perceived as sinful.

So if we’re in a world where a Charter for Compassion is needed to remind us to concentrate on the nice side of what’s written in a book, let’s go one step further instead. Let’s decide that Love is the overriding priority, and a wide and contradictory collection of texts written by people who never knew the main character and collated by politicians 300 years later is not as important as the entire fucking point of the religion.

Or don’t. Come out and say that you absolutely believe the intolerance and sanctioned violence to be a part of your faith. Then we’ll know, and we can go home and leave you to it. Any credibility you had will be gone, and we can stop pretending that religions have this inherent claim to define compassion and moral behaviour more than atheists can.

The choice is simple. Rip Up The Bible, or else admit that your religion is murderous, bigoted and cares about details more than compassion. Any other choice is hypocritical, offensive to your God, and prevents you from being taken seriously in public debate.

But don't do it for me, do it because the Book on your altar deserves to reflect your Deity. And if you feel it currently doesn’t, which one of those two things should change?
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(no subject) [Oct. 17th, 2008|09:02 pm]
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[info]pansgalliard has fun in Tangier:

(She decided that French worked best, but was still set upon within seconds)
"Special bargain. There are four of you. Fifteen Euros for a tour. That’s for all of you.”
“Non monsieur.”
“The Medina is huge. Very complicated. You will get lost.”
“Non. Monsieur. Nous sommes très indépendante.”
“You may be independent. But you are not safe. It is very dangerous. There are many immigrants. Many problems.”
“Dangereuse? J’habite en Hackney. I spit on your dangereuse.”


And also, the fine art of haggling. In french.

Phil wanted a fez. I took him to one side and asked him how much was wanted for it.
“Ten”
“Ten what?”
“Er, ten – I don’t know.”
“Well, haggle.”
“I don’t really know how to.”
“Right. I’ll start you off. Monsieur. Combien?”
“Dix”.
Pretending to be completely astounded.
“Dix?! (Looking aghast). Dix?! Trop cher. À cet endroit (pointing), c’est plus – er – cheaper – sur le corner - er - c’est cinq.”
“OK. Seize.“
(I think that should be Six)
“Seize?! (With appropriate tragic looks.) Seize?! For a fez? J’ai six enfants pour manger (sic)! Non. Cinq. Right, Phil. Take over.”

He got his fez for five. Euros or Dirham, I have no idea. But hey, result. Haggling is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. If you’re not sure how to do it, just nick bits of script from The Life of Brian and practice your fake exits.


[info]pansgalliard is, of course, very awesome :)

Also, let the envy flourish unabated at the photos and report of Andalusia.
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2008|11:01 am]
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Atheism and my religion.

Quite a few neopagans are very sympathetic to atheists. Some paths of neopaganism can also be argued to be more of a magical practice than a religion, and could be comfortably followed by atheists. And finally, most of the arguments against “religion” are often about Christianity, and assume that other systems must have the same problems, which they don’t.

So, here are my responses to some of the Atheism Quotes collected on
http://atheistblogger.com/2008/02/15/101-atheist-quotes/ , which I found via [info]alasdair's latest linkpost.

If I agree with one totally, I’ll simply comment “Yes”. Amazingly, I spend some of the post below defending Christianity.

Answering the atheists. And agreeing with them quite a lot. Contains some strong language. )
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(no subject) [Jul. 31st, 2008|08:18 pm]
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"If anyone says 'I love God,' yet hates his brother, he is a liar." (1 John 4:20)

It should be pretty clear, but I have this sinking feeling that it'll just lead to violent debates about who they have to accept as their brothers.
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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2008|08:59 am]
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Update: The rest of the speech is so good, I forgive him that line entirely.

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Oh dear, and it was going so well. I’m afraid that, after the latest ‘scandal’ to hit the headlines, I’ve lost respect for Obama.

The idea is that the Rev Jeremiah Wright once said (in 2003, along with many statements about blacks being persecuted in the US): “God bless America? No, no, no, not God bless America, God damn America, that’s in the Bible for killing innocent people. God damn America for treating our citizens as less than human.” Well, we can’t have that. Clearly Barack Obama hates America.

So, in response Obama said
“I categorically denounce any statement that disparages our great country”.

ANY statement? That’s the difference between the UK and US right there. See, here in the UK we wouldn’t trust any politician who doesn’t disparage our country and name the things that need improving. A blind refusal to say anything bad about our Nation’s actions against innocents abroad and at home would leave them with nothing worthwhile to talk about, for a start.

Patriotism has its place, but if blind refusal to criticise comes before good deeds and moral intent, then that place is ‘in the toilet’. As we saw recently with Lord Goldsmith’s plan to make teenagers pledge allegiance to the Queen, the UK doesn’t work like that.

(Here’s an example of why the pledge is hilariously misguided and wrong as a way of promoting ‘Britishness’. Contains some rude words, but makes the point brilliantly.)

So, even after his response over Tibet was almost on the verge of saying something (unlike Hillary’s and the entire UK’s), I’m turned off Obama by this whole Reverend scandal thing.

And then I remember that the alternative is Hillary, and I cry a little.
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(no subject) [Aug. 23rd, 2007|12:29 pm]
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Hugely fun set of quotes from "The Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations", listed in The Independent today.


RetroFest, the biggest 80's music festival possibly ever, on 1st-2nd September.

Here's the band list:
Kajagoogoo
Imagination (feat... Leee John)
The Blockheads with Phill Jupitus
Bananarama
Go West
ABC
Tony Hadley
Tony Hadley vs ABC vs Go West
Howard Jones
The Human League
Belinda Carlisle
Hue and Cry
Kim Wilde
Curiosity Killed The Cat
Nick Heyward
Hazel O'Connor
Kid Creole & the Coconuts
The Silencers
The Beat
Cutting Crew
Four Good Men (ex-Simple Minds/H20)


Yes, that does say Bananarama. And "Tony Hadley vs ABC vs Go West".
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(no subject) [Apr. 16th, 2007|10:07 am]
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“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.”

Was going to write an obituary for Kurt Vonnegut, but am too depressed. My heroes list consists of 90% dead guys (and gals). Steph Swainston (who, judging from her writing, is incredibly sexy yet scary as fuck) commented that all the people who aren’t afraid to say what they think are dying out. She mentioned Hunter S Thompson (which I constantly do anyway at times like this).

I asked if there was anyone else still doing it these days? She immediately thought of Bill Hicks, but then he’s gone too. Henry Rollins, maybe.

Okay, a small bit about Vonnegut: he published “Man without a Country: A memoir of a life in George W Bush’s America” which is just a little bit critical of the current US government. Basically he says that most of them are clinically sociopathic.
“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

‘Slaughterhouse 5’ is a work of humanity and truth that will last for many years beyond the century its war occurred in. The most repeated word on Vonnegut’s wikiquote page is ‘Human’. He was Honourary President of the American Humanist Association (Isaac Asimov was the previous one), and said of it:
“I am a humanist, which mean, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of rewards or punishments after I'm dead.”

Decency to our fellow man was at the heart of most of his writing. “We are human only to the extent that our ideas remain humane.”

So goodbye to Kurt Vonnegut, who wrote the best sci-fi novel that was really about People and War (Joe Haldeman’s ‘The Forever War’ comes nowhere near), Humanist and outspoken defender of actual decency – the liberal kind, not the authoritarian bollocks so often cited as ‘moral decency’ or ‘family values’ by conservative assholes.

“I myself have written, ‘If it weren't for the message of mercy and pity in Jesus' Sermon on the Mount, I wouldn't want to be a human being. I would just as soon be a rattlesnake.’”

There’s something comedy about ending an obituary of a humanist with a quote about Jesus, so instead I’ll go with this:

At an memorial service for my predecessor (Isaac Asimov) I said, "Isaac is up in Heaven now." That was the funniest thing I could have said to an audience of Humanists. It rolled them in the aisles. Mirth! Several minutes had to pass before something resemble solemnity could be restored.
So when my own time comes to join the choir invisible or whatever, God forbid, I hope someone will say, "He's up in Heaven now." Who really knows? I could have dreamed all this.
My epitaph in any case? "Everything was beautiful. Nothing hurt." I will have gotten off so light, whatever the heck it is that was going on.”


And here’s Harrison Bergeron, his lasting and best strike against authoritarianism from the left AND right.
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(no subject) [Mar. 19th, 2007|08:15 pm]
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"These are illusions of popular history which a successful religion must promote:

Evil men never prosper
Honesty is the best policy
Actions speak louder than words
Virtue always triumphs
A good deed is its own reward
Any bad human can be reformed
Religious talismans protect one from demon possession
Only females understand the ancient mysteries
The rich are doomed to unhappiness..."


- "From the instructive manual: Missionaria Protectiva", Children of Dune, Frank Herbert.


"A sophisticated human can become primitive. What this really means is that the human's way of life changes. Old values change, become linked to the landscape with its plants and animals. This new existence requires a working knowledge of those multiples and cross-linked events usually referred to as Nature. It requires a measure of respect for the interial power within such natural systems. When a human gains this working knowledge and respect, that is called 'being primitive'. The converse, of course, is equally true: the primitive can become sophisticated, but not without accepting dreadful psychological damage."

- "The Leto commentary", Children of Dune, Frank Herbert.

Am liking these early sequels.
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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2007|08:18 am]
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George Lucas says that "The Empire Strikes Back" was the worst Star Wars movie.

Because he's deranged.

That's okay, he's only up against the recent Empire and Total Film polls that said it was by far the best. Mostly due to Irvin Kershner directing and Lucas not writing the screenplay.

There's a tiny chance he was joking, but given what he did with RotJ (Ewoks and a lighter tone) and then the 3 new ones (...shit) he might actually believe it.
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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2007|12:10 am]
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But people (in the UK/US) are trained to believe that there are easy answers, and it doesn't work that way. If you want to do something, you have to be dedicated and committed to it day after day. Educational programs, organizing, activism. That's the way things change. You want a magic key, so you can go back to watching television tomorrow? It doesn't exist.

You aren't supposed to learn that dedicated, committed effort can bring about significant changes of consciousness and understanding. That's a very dangerous idea, and therefore it's been wiped out of history.
- Noam Chomsky.

I'm feeling powerless. As this guy on youtube intelligently points out, Bush and Blair should have been fired so many times over for complete incompetence by now, it's just funny. (I recommend his youtube piece - I agree with all of it. The UK had more experience than anybody at knowing in advance Iraq would be a disaster, and going in anyway was inexcusable.)

And yet, they both got re-elected. The record-breaking protests against the war did nothing (it had already been decided), being in a "safe labour seat" entirely neutralised any point in my voting, and they're both still there.

We shouldn't NEED any educational programs to show that these governments (and while I'm going hopeless idealist, so many aspects of the world) are not good enough, completely unnacceptable, an affront to each of us on a daily basis, a clear and resounding failure of civilisation. But we can't do a single thing that will get them out of office. People KNOW they lied, and that their military strategy was criminally incompetent, and that they're not sorry. There's nothing left to shock the public into rebellion with, it's all out there already.

What about proportional representation? It would make it possible to get labour out of power, make your vote for someone who's not either labour or conservative mean anything again, stop the fiasco where Blair gets 100% power on 22% of the vote... the shitbucket that is 'New Labour' only exists because the only way to win right now is to hit a spot on the centre-right and stay there. The public wanted PR after the last elections, but can we have it? No, because Labour might lose seats. So they'll think about it, but not until after the next election. We have to wait for the Government to give its consent for what the public want, if it chooses to at all.

There is no way I can make this change happen tomorrow. There are no means left to do it, not even a campaign to raise public awareness and stage massive protests. Labour will not move on it, because they'd lose seats, and we can't make them.

So what do we do now? How do we bring about "significant changes of consciousness and understanding" so that I'm not outnumbered by increasing hordes of OAP voters who keep the Conservative party around when they should be being laughed out of Parliament, so that I'm not ignored in favour of the Saudis and Oil companies who make US policy? (Oh, the guy at the American Enterprise Institute who recommended Bush's "Surge" when the entire rest of the World wanted the opposite? He's the ex-CEO of ExxonMobil. And Cheney's wife is on the panel.)

Ideas please.

World leaders meet soon for the Davos summit, where they will ponder meaningful questions and make the World a better place. Or argue about Oil prices and ignore global warming. It's okay though - you have a say! You can send in your questions, at least some of which will actually get asked! Okay, they're under no obligation to answer, or tell the truth, or follow up on promises. But they'll get asked!

Immediate responses from the public to Tony Blair:
"Why are you so deluded as to think that anyone attaches any importance to what you say or do any more?"
"Why don't you just go?"
"How do you sleep at night?"
etc etc etc.

List of questions for the World Leaders at the upcoming Davos summit, as posted by people on the Guardian blog. Sheer brilliance, and a reminder that no-one is asking the right things anymore. )

This post gets a random Chuck Norris icon, because you know he'd sort it out. Possibly with the help of Mr T.
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2006|07:26 pm]
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Two great quotes from [info]lorelein:

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." ~ Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc. 1989


"If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it." ~ Tori Amos
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2006|12:01 am]
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God, I love Warren Ellis.

"Politics is image. From a certain point of view, John Kerry could not win because he looked a bit like Boris Karloff with a badger nailed to his head..."

If Hilary Clinton runs for President in 2008: "those of us who treat US presidential politics as a spectator sport are going to be treated to a snakepit fight unlike anything since '72."

"Newt Gingrich, now plainly crazier than a monkey f***ing a lion, is also considering a run. Which, if it happens, will be the greatest political suicide in years. I mean equivalent to someone setting themselves on fire in the middle of town at rush-hour."
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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2006|08:34 am]
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I am reminded exactly why I worship Ursula Le Guin every time I pick up a new book of hers. Here's some things from the 1976 intro to "The Word for World is Forest" (which was really difficult to find).

Freud says that artists are motivated by trying to achieve "honour, power, riches, fame and the love of women". Emily Bronte had a different view:

Riches I hold in light esteem
And Love I laugh to scorn
And lust of Fame was but a dream
That vanished with the morn–

And if I pray, the only prayer
That moves my lips for me
Is–"Leave the heart that now I bear
And give me liberty."


UKL argues that it is liberty (often seen as escapism) that drives artists.

"The definition also helps explain why all healthy children can sing, dance, paint and play with words; why art is an increasingly important element in psychotherapy; why Winston Churchill painted, why Mothers sing cradle songs and what is wrong with Plato's Republic. It really is a much more useful statement than Freud's, though nowhere near as funny."

She then mentions Dr Charles Tart talking to her about the Senoi people of Malaysia. These are the people made famous for sitting down to breakfast as a family and discussing their dreams every day - parents and children analysing and encouraging each other. Real world events and relationships are explored by the community in the dream world, which is held to be just as valid as the conscious one. "It appears that the Senoi have not had a war or a murder for several hundred years".

Children, when reporting a dream in which they were falling, are responded to enthusiastically by the adults.
"That is a wonderful dream, one of the best a man can have. Where did you fall to, and what did you discover?"

Lucid Dreaming is something of a pet subject of mine.
The Senoi are a contraversial case (their culture was pretty battered by Western attention, and there's a chance they never had any dream traditions of this type at all.) Some of their reported techniques are absolutely classic, though. Facing danger instead of running from it, having the will and wit to control your falling, the attention on various parts of the body (chakras/meridians/etc) to make it easier to focus, just the basic idea that you are in control of your environment and not the other way around. They (reportedly) used it to learn about themselves and each other.

Whether the Senoi case was discredited at a later date or not, UKL is a legend for writing a people in fiction that so closely mirrors it and for meeting Tart at the time (as well as being on peace protests in London in 1968).

In green news, Popbitch tells us to Vote Otter!
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